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2007

Frog Jokes

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? 
A: It got toad!!                                         

Q: Why are frogs so happy   A: They eat whatever bugs them!           

Q: What happens when two frogs collide!   A: They get tongue tied 

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes??   A: He liked a good croak and dagger

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?   A: Unhoppy.

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?   A: A rubbit! 

Q: What's green green green green green?  
A: A frog rolling down a  hill                                 

Q: What is a frog’s favorite game?   A: Croaket.                       

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?   A: He needed a "hopperation"                           
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?   A: A hoppy meal with French flies and a diet croak                

Q: Why did the frog say meow?   A: He was learning a foreign language

Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?    A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!   

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?     A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

Q: How deep can a frog go?     A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!                                             

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?    A: Jumpsuits!

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